I don’t know why this fucking guy with a leg prosthesis had to show up and ruin our picture but he did. And now it’s ruined. And I’m putting it up as a bad example. But otherwise it really had it all – a nice girl, a really charming beardy man and a non fixed gear bike looking like a fixed gear bike.

What’s up with the fingers? Pointing fingers are captain but this just looks like Sofo based rapclash/nujazz band too cool to say “We make it rain on dem hoes” and instead trying to communicate this with gestures.

Prepare for landing. Adjust your crib pose and be sure to wear pants with built in BEA landing strips.

This is the “how many people are in this picture” game. Or you could just enjoy a süper neat color combo. Looks familiar somehow…

This guy knows all about love and relations. We know all about fashion and style. Together we are like Dr Phil and Tyra Banks show united. Soon on a TV near you.

No one masters the kiss mouth-flexed tricep pose like Adorian. I’ve seen many poor rookies stumble on this one, reaching for the unreachable.

Don’t try this at home. Style master Adorian may look good in an inverse goggle tan but it’s not for everyone. Try different shades and styles and find your own unique way of expressing yourself.

2nd time we run into this little designer lady. 1st time she was kind enough to pose with us, 2nd time she even got hit by a taxi trying to get a photo for us… our fan base grows as fast as DNA travels through organinc pipe lines.

“As long as my shoes are in the photo too!”

Of course, love, we love them too. Especially with your off-matched red foot warmer. Red goes with pink that goes with purple that goes with dark blue. That is correct.

According to Wikipedia, In 1533, the diminutive wife of the Duke of Orleans, Catherine de’ Medici, commissioned a cobbler to fashion her a pair of heels, both for fashion, and to increase her stature.

That is, it makes you bum look better. Show off them high-heels, honeys!