Do you realize how important shoes are in the decision making and selection of future partner? Shoes tell you a lot about people. They also tell something about you. What shoes are you wearing today? What did you wear ten years ago? Once I despised girls in high heels and was all about them puffy skate shoes-girls. Today I love girls in high heels, as long as they know how to walk in them. No robot-doddering please.

Oh, so that’s where it was all the time! My hat was on top of this girl all the time. Probably a good idea to use me for spare parts anyway, since I was beyond redemption.

Welcome to Adorian’s place! The style factor here is so big, there’s no room for furniture.

Next thing you know the Licious is down to just his socks and you know when he’s down to just his socks what time it is.

it’s time for business.

It’s business time.

The Licious practices a wide variation of street dancing from all corners of the world. This is a Russian trojka-spin called “Fuldansa”.

Yes, at Marie Laveau it’s all good as long as it’s not Bangers’n'Mash because then they play boring indie pop and other shitty music without phat baselines. But this night I can’t recall what was played at all. Judging from the people in this pic it could have been worse.

I don’t know why, but I suddenly remembered one time when The Licious and I wanted to explore strange lights in the windows of a pent house, only to accidentally land at an after party consisting entirely of (apart from one girl) very tired, homosexual, men.

There are more fish in the sea. But both the Licious and I stay away from shallow waters.

She really looks tall in that hat. And girls always look taller then guys, probably due to their slender figures. And then you have to take heels into account, so if you want a shorter girl you need at least a 7 to 10 cm margin. I only date girls in the 165 – 168 cm range for a natural selection.

It’s hard to keep a straight face when TrendGiveAfuck’s around. Get it? Straight? Hahahahahaa…. aaaa…